A Guide to the Jewish Year… and the JewishΒ people

My friend posted this on Facebook and I thought… damn, that’s true… well, sometimes! πŸ™‚

A Guide to Jewish Holidays: Purim is for alcoholics.
Pesach is for obsessive compulsives.
Shavuot is for insomniacs.
Lag B’omer is for pyromaniacs unsatisfied with Hanukkah.
Tisha B’av is for depressives.
Rosh Hashana is for those obsessed over dying.
Yom Kippur is for anorexics.
Sukkot is for the homeless.
Simchat To
rah is for those in the happy stages of bipolar…
And people wonder why Jews invented psychoanalysi
s.

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