Dear Egypt

Dear Egypt:Please stop looting your museums and for goodness sake, DON'T destroy your pyramids or the store-cities of Pithom and Ra'amses. We refuse to rebuild.Love,The JewsP.S. Great-Grandpa Moshe wants us to remind you that it was only through the good grace of God that we stopped at the number '10.' Don't get any funny ideas about real estate to the east...It's been all over Facebook and Twitter but I had to include it here. Look, it's a funny joke but Israel is really in an awkward spot here. On one hand, we can take in the people who are getting beaten by the government and help protect them but on the other hand, this government was the only one who sought peace with Israel. How do we keep our southern ally and help the people?